SHARON10002
J U S T F O R G I G G L E S It's Friday, and time for some laughs. Lately, the Friday Just for Giggles have become quite a big dill around here, but I doughnut want to taco 'bout it. However, I yam relishing the positive feedback, and I'd give a penne for your thoughts. . .
I hope you find these puns quite a-peeling because they are all "injest".
I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day I hope to become a bouillonaire.
I'd love to be shipwrecked on a dessert island.
Heinz recently improved the taste of its tomato sauce. The rest of the food manufacturers were left to ketchup.
I knock on the door of the refrigerator before I open it; just in case the salad's dressing.
I was going to share another vegetable pun, but it was too corny.
And last, but not yeast . . .
Green vegetables give me gas. We're talkin' kale force winds.
I hope you have a wonderful weekend! Just wanted to let you know I'm thinking of you, and hope all is well. 3 days ago
RUTHIEBEAR Happy HUmp Day! Let's not let anything stand in the way of our success today. We can overcome obstacles! Go forth with confidence! We have got this! Ruthie 4 days ago
TWIGBISKIT5
Good morning π. Thank you for your comments on my fish joke π. I've decided to post a few " confusing" jokes to see how they go over. Hoping you are well and safe πͺ 5 days ago