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  • v MAJORMOM7
    I hope everything is going okay with you. I haven't heard from you in a while. emoticon
    7 hours ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Welcome to Friday once again! I got a call today to remind me that have a dental appointment next week, and of course, that got me quite down in the mouth. . . So to cheer myself up, I decided to brighten my outlook and smile with some dental jokes. After all good dental hygiene is no laughing matter. I hope these don't leave you with a bad impression, feeling numb, or in need of some laughing gas.

    What do you call a dentist that doesn't like tea?
    Denis

    What is the most popular time for a dental appointment?
    At tooth hurty

    What the dental term for X-rays?
    Tooth pics

    What did the dentist say to his patient, the golf pro?
    You got a hole in one!

    What's the definition of a toothache?
    A pain in the mouth that sometimes drives people to extraction.

    What's the best way to get a job in the dentist's office?
    By word of mouth.

    What do you call a lecture from the dentist?
    His floss-ophy.

    Here are a couple more that should make you smile. . .

    My dentist was voted the #1 dentist in our county. All he got was a little plaque.

    A buddist monk went to the dentist, and he needed a cavity filled.
    He refused any novacaine or pain killers when they were offered.
    He decided to transcend dental medication.

    I guess these jokes must be getting a little long in the tooth, so I'll stop for now.
    But before I go, please tell me the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth . . .
    Did you REALLY like these jokes?
    Thanks for your support and encouragement this week, or just for dropping by to say Hi!
    Have a great day and a wonderful weekend!!!
    21 hours ago
  • v MAJORMOM7
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    1 day ago
  • v MAJORMOM7
    are you ready for the winter challenges?
    2 days ago
  • v 1SANDRA2BFIT
    Choose to be optimistic, it feels better....Dalai Lama
    3 days ago
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