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  • v SHARON10002
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    It's freeky Friday, and the day before Halloween! Welcome to my Pumpkin Patch. Take a load off and come sit for a spell.
    I've been busy brewing up these little frog kisses of humor for you. I'll be trying to scare up some good ol' fashioned Halloween fun and giggles for you. Some of these might seem a little batty, but make no bones about it - I'm sure one will scare a good laugh out of you. And now, my little pretties, let the spellbinding undertaking begin . . .

    Why do skeletons have such low esteem?
    They have no body to love.

    Why don't mummies take a vacation when Halloween is over?
    They're afraid they'll unwind.

    What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
    It's a real pain in the neck!

    What streets do ghosts like to haunt best?
    Dead ends.

    What's a ghost's least favorite room in a house?
    The living room.

    What food do witches like to eat at the beach?
    Sandwiches

    How do you make a skeleton laugh?
    You tickle his funny bone.

    Why are ghosts such terrible liars?
    You can see right through them.

    What food do Italians like to eat on Halloween?
    Fettucini afraid-o.

    Knock, knock. . .
    Who's there?
    Orange. . .
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad these Halloween giggles are finally over?!

    Tip of the day:
    1. Give out apples for Halloween.
    2. Wait for teenagers to T.P. your house.
    3. Collect T.P. from trees and shrubs.
    4. Now you won't have to buy T.P. for the next 6 months!

    I hope you had a howlin' good time, and wish you a very Happy Howl-oween, along with a spooktacular weekend!
    15 minutes ago
  • v CATHYSFITLIFE
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    Bubble, blubber, squirm and gloop,
    Boiling broth of bat's tail soup.
    Wobble, slobber, liquid goo,
    Add the sole of one old shoe.
    Spooky shadows dance around,
    Of frogs and rats and snarling hounds.
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    Steam swirls rising to the roof,
    Add one small ear and one old tooth.
    Gnarly, scratchy, tickle and itch,
    Stir round and round to make it rich.
    Mushy, sticky, sizzle and stew,
    They're making mischief just for you
    ~Gareth Lancaster~
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    49 minutes ago
  • v MORTICIAADDAMS
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    4 hours ago
  • v JACKIEWALKS4FUN
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    I just did a weeks worth of cardio after walking into a spider's web..
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    Shake up your body because it's the almost Halloween!
    Enjoy it to the bones.
    Happy Halloween.

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    Ghosts and Goblins,
    spooks galore,
    scary witches at your door...
    Jack-o-lanterns smiling bright wishing you a
    HAUNTING NIGHT.
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    Don't be scared of healthy foods.
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    Wow, thank you Pat, love you oodles. emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon Purple people eater the best emoticon Have a fun filled Friday Sweet one emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
    4 hours ago
  • v MORTICIAADDAMS
    Love you too!!
    5 hours ago
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