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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

> Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
> She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
> My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of the Daport chapter of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
> I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again
> The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
> I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.
> So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
> She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
> Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
> I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
> Guess where I am now...

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