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Saturday, March 12, 2011

I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make
sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist
twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x-rays, cardio
stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I've seen a psychologist once,
and she thought I was A-OK. I have a dog and a variety of hobbies to
reduce stress. I don't drink and drive. I quit smoking. I don't do
drugs. I try not to disparage others. I don't have crazy, reckless sex
with strangers.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

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