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2012 Presidential Candidate

Friday, April 01, 2011

One choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to
> assist in helping us to solve our problems.
>
> Give this a thought when you have a moment:
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> MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!
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> Very eloquently put...........don't you think?
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> Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I
> have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......
>
> Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower.
> I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
>
> Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do
> what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or
> wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
>
> Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking
> somebody in the butt twice."
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> Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This
> works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
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> "I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."
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> "The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are
> urinate and attend funerals ."
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> "The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
> bucket."
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> "To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."
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> "Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old
> ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?" (Now that's
> scary!)
>
> "Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in
> a Porsche than a Kia."
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> "After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may
> be dead."
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