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Owed Two A Spell Chequer:

Friday, March 06, 2015

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Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Hope you got your laugh for today.
No wonder English is difficult!
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  • MILPAM3
    I was an English teacher and I got a chuckle from this.
    My friend uses a speech-to-text option to send me messages. Speedy and convenient, but not always accurate. In a rush to ask me to pray for her son, who'd been injured, I received a text saying, "Virgin prayer needed," when she had actually said "urgent prayer." emoticon
    2174 days ago
  • INFLATED
    Kids don't have spelling errors marked in many of the classes they take now. This is what you might see. In West Virginia, we passed a "male" box. That was what was painted on it, maybe as a joke.
    2179 days ago
  • MOMMA_BEAR_69
    emoticon I really dislike the auto correct on my cell phone and iPad as it changes the spelling or word and changes the entire meaning of what I am saying. I am sure it may help some people but really irritates me!!!
    Blessings and hugs,
    Helen
    2182 days ago
  • MT-MOONCHASER
    Love it!

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    2182 days ago
  • JANIEWWJD
    Nightmare for me, a retired English Teacher!!! emoticon
    2183 days ago
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