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jokes day 126

Thursday, July 02, 2020

A new pastor was out visiting his parishioners one Saturday afternoon. All went well until he came to one house. Although it was obvious someone was home, no one came to the door, even after he knocked several times. Finally, he pulled out his card, wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back, and stuck it in the door.
The next day as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was the notation "Genesis 3:10."
Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."

I did walk this evening in the backyard. I need to do more but something is better than nothing no matter how small (I hope). My son cooked some chicken for his lunch. Then mom gets to clean up but it wasn't as messy as I thought it might be. I have for the most part given up on him cleaning up much. I am missing a lot of flatware especially spoons and I really don't know if he threw them away accidentally or because he was mad at me when fussed at about not picking up his trash. Sometimes it is just easier to surrender. It's not like he doesn't know what he should do but he is ADHD so I know that is part of the problem.
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