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Friday, October 09, 2020

Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.
Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60- year-old.
You always feel like you have to pee.
And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!”
“Ah, that’s nothin’,” said the 70-year-old.
When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore.
You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!”
“Actually,” said the 80-year-old,
“Eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked the 60-year-old.
“No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.”
“Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?”
“No, I have one every morning at 6:30.” With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said,
“Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30. So what’s so tough about being 80?”
“I don’t wake up until 7:00.”
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