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jokes day 241

Sunday, October 25, 2020

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon more and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering thirty feet above this field."
"You must work in information technology," says the balloonist.
"I do," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's of no practical use to anyone."
The man below says, "You must be a corporate manager."
"I am," replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You have the same problem you had before we met, but now it's my fault."

Another section finished and the next several ones are fairly short. Next up is IRS/Accountant Jokes.
My son went to visit with his mentor from when he was in Big Brothers. Tomorrow he is going bike riding with the parents of a friend who died summer 2019. The friend was suicidal and had a car accident so nobody know if really an accident or not. We were out of town at a family wedding when it happened. This friend was helping my son lose weight and build muscle to get into the army. My son feels guilty about his friend's death and also somehow it is part of why he is so upset about not making it in the army. Maybe in some messed up way he is part of why son got injured as trying so hard to be tough. I don't know but wish I had some wise words for him.
Have a great rest of the weekend.
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