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jokes day 276

Sunday, November 29, 2020

A woman went to a dentist to have a tooth pulled and there was instant electricity between the two. They made love right there in his office. She came back week after week and they made love over and over and over again. Until one day he told her they'd have to end the affair, as beautiful as it was, because she only had one tooth left.

My son often forgets to put things back. He forgets the ketchup and syrup kind of often but those aren't a big deal so I usually put them up and tell him about it. Today I went in the kitchen and he had left the ham out. I know it wasn't out too, too long but it could have been if I hadn't gone in the kitchen when I did. I went and told him and was a bit more upset than I am about the condiments. What then is even more upsetting is his 'what's the big deal' attitude. It wasn't raining all day but still had some more rain today. I am thankful it isn't snow and temps are in the 60s. We still have the ac on. I turned heat on a couple of times this month when outside got in low 50s but it warms back up, often into the 80s.
Hope you are having a great weekend.
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