jokes day 277
Monday, November 30, 2020
Hello? Is this the state mental hospital?"
"Yes, it is."
"Can I speak to Mr. Russell in room twenty-seven?"
"One moment and I'll connect you... (pause) I'm sorry Mr. Russell is not answering."
"Good. That means I must have really escaped."
Recorded several good movies. I used almost all my space on the recorder. Hopefully I can watch enough so I don't get any I don't want erased. I am planning to start washing most of the dishes by hand. This morning as I was throwing something in the trash, I found a fork that my son had thrown away. He acts like it was an accident and he wasn't aware but I think it is passive-aggressive behavior because he is mad at me either because I yelled about the ham or because there aren't a bunch of sweets out for him to eat. I know that I am missing several pieces of flatware so this behavior has gone on for a while but I don't guess I usually find the pieces. I had a husband who use to throw out the flatware with trash but his excuse was being drunk. I don't plan to buy more unless he moves out. I'm thinking I might want to hid a few pieces for me to be sure and have some. Older son emailed that he is in NYC and really enjoying it.
Have a great week and a new month as this is last day of Nov.