two for the price of one - jokes

Son: Mama, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. Is dat becoss I'm Norvegian?
Mom: No, it's because you're nineteen.

The reason New Yorkers are depressed is because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Beautiful day out with the sun shining. Went to Dollar Tree for the first time since pandemic. Got a lot as usual but they didn't have any loafs of bread but did have some rolls. Checker said they hadn't gotten bread since the freeze. They also had only one and I was hoping to get several anti-biotic cream. Still I'm happy about going and some items that I found.
Have a happy day!