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Understanding the Man/Woman Connection
Tuesday, March 15, 2011      4 comments

Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr. in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: Ever n... Read more
Observations on Growing Older
Monday, March 14, 2011      4 comments

Your kids are becoming you... and you don't like them... but your grandchildren are perfect! Going out is good... Coming home is better! When people say you look "Great"... they add "for your age!" When you needed the... Read more
Women's Favorite E-Mail
Sunday, March 13, 2011      2 comments

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays a... Read more
Laugh for Today
Saturday, March 12, 2011      7 comments

I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonos... Read more
Mother Taught Me-------
Friday, March 11, 2011      5 comments

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. . . I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet... Read more
Best Ever Senior Citizen Joke
Thursday, March 10, 2011      5 comments

BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is i... Read more
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde
Wednesday, March 09, 2011      8 comments

Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the cr... Read more
The Dog
Tuesday, March 08, 2011      6 comments

THE DOG A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircra... Read more
The Green Thing
Monday, March 07, 2011      8 comments

In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized to her and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day.” That’s right, they didn’t have the gr... Read more
Who Does What????
Sunday, March 06, 2011      5 comments

WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The hu... Read more
What if there isn't "anymore"
Saturday, March 05, 2011      6 comments

One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't "anymore". No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate to... Read more
Important Information
Friday, March 04, 2011      6 comments

Using credit/debit card? Read this note very carefully. I did not know about the clear button, but I will be pushing the clear button before I swipe my gas or debit card and after just to be safe. People are get... Read more
Where do we go to eat?????
Thursday, March 03, 2011      10 comments

A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. > Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studi... Read more
"ICE" your Phone
Wednesday, March 02, 2011      12 comments

Apparently this is a standard procedure paramedics follow at the scene of an accident when they come across your cell phone. ICE - 'In Case of Emergency' We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but no... Read more
Noah 2011
Sunday, February 27, 2011      6 comments

NOAH TODAY In the year 2010, the Lord came unto Noah, Who was now living in England and said: "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over -populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me." "Build another... Read more

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