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jokes day 164
Sunday, August 09, 2020      10 comments

This old couple walk into the bar, and the husband goes over and starts flirting with some young women. And the bartender says to the wife, "Doesn't it bother you that your husband is always making passes at the younger women around here?" "N... Read more
jokes day 163
Saturday, August 08, 2020      14 comments

Three gents in a bar are discussing a female acquaintance who is trying without success to have a family. The first says, "I believe she is impregnable." The second says. "I believe she is inconceivable." The third disagrees saying, "You're b... Read more
jokes day 162
Friday, August 07, 2020      12 comments

This guy goes into a bar and orders three separate shot glasses of Irish whiskey. He drinks all three. He does this day after day after day, and the bartender finally says, "You know, I can put all three of those shots into one glass for you.... Read more
jokes day 161
Thursday, August 06, 2020      11 comments

A thief breaks into a bar and is heading right for the cash register when he hears a voice behind him say, "God is watching." He turns around, but he doesn't see anything, so he goes back to the cash register. Again he hears, "God is watching.... Read more
jokes day 160
Wednesday, August 05, 2020      15 comments

A salesman walks into the bar and asks, "You know where Bubba lives?" "Sure," says the bartender, and he gives him directions. "But you gotta be careful. Don't honk your horn when you pull up in front of Bubba's house." "Why not?" asks the... Read more
jokes day 159
Tuesday, August 04, 2020      11 comments

Waiter: And how did you find your steak, sir? Diner: Well, I just pushed aside a pea and there it was... A drunk staggers out of a bar and into a nearby cathedral. He eventually stumbles his way down the aisle and into a confessional. ... Read more
jokes day 158
Monday, August 03, 2020      12 comments

A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. And the bum says, "Mister, do you have a dollar you could spare me?" The man thinks about the question for a bit and asks the bum, "If I give you a dollar, are you going to us... Read more
jokes day 157
Sunday, August 02, 2020      16 comments

This duck waddles into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get for you?" The duck says, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says, "No, we serve beer and whiskey and stuff like that." The duck says, "Okay," and he leaves. The next day the... Read more
jokes day 156
Saturday, August 01, 2020      15 comments

A guy goes into a bar, orders four shots of the most expensive thirty-year-old single-malt Scotch, and downs them one after the other. The barkeeper says, "You look like you're in a hurry." "You would be too if you had what I have," says the... Read more
jokes day 155
Friday, July 31, 2020      11 comments

A drunk guy walks into a bar and looks up to see a lady with a French poodle. The drunk slurs, "Where did you get that pig?" The lady, with a look of surprise, snaps back, "I'll have you know that it is a Frrrench poodle." The drunk looks a... Read more
jokes day 154
Thursday, July 30, 2020      16 comments

A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you di... Read more
jokes day 153
Wednesday, July 29, 2020      14 comments

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and.......a packet of peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?" This duck walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, buddy, your pants are down around yo... Read more
jokes day 152
Tuesday, July 28, 2020      14 comments

A pig walks into a bar, ordered fifteen beers, and drank them. The bartender asked, "Would you like to know where the bathroom is?" "No," said the little pig. "I'm the little pig that goes wee-wee-wee all the way home." I lost 0.6 this ... Read more
jokes day 151
Monday, July 27, 2020      11 comments

A northerner walks into a bar down South around Christmastime, and there's a little nativity scene on the bar. And the guy says, "That's a nice nativity scene. But how come the three wise men are wearing firemen's hats?" And the bartender say... Read more
jokes day 150
Sunday, July 26, 2020      12 comments

Rene Descartes is in a bar. At last call, the bartender asks him if he'd like another drink. Descartes says, "I think not." And he disappears. A man walks into a bar. There's a beautiful woman sitting at the bar, and they sit and have a... Read more

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