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Smile of the Day
Tuesday, January 26, 2021      5 comments

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old. They both laughed and tried to remember which of them ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, January 25, 2021      11 comments

A boxer went to a doctor for treatment of insomnia. "Have you tried counting sheep?" suggested the doctor. "It doesn't work," replied the boxer. "Whenever I get to nine, I stand up!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, January 23, 2021      11 comments

Wisdom Comes After You Need It When you get to be a certain age, there are two things you definitely don’t want to do in the same week... Upgrade your prescription glasses and buy a full-length mirror!... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, January 22, 2021      8 comments

Not Good At My Job People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, January 20, 2021      15 comments

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mommy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, January 19, 2021      10 comments

The Priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the Priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of him!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, January 18, 2021      7 comments

People say that there is no difference between ‘finished’ and ‘complete’. I say there is... Marry the right person, and you’re COMPLETE. Marry the wrong person, and you’re FINISHED. ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, January 17, 2021      10 comments

Interviewer: "Your resume says you take things too literally." Me: “When the he** did my resume learn to talk?”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, January 15, 2021      15 comments

A Break In Two Places I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, January 14, 2021      12 comments

A Deer On the Way My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school. Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, January 13, 2021      10 comments

A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. "Do you know you were driving 30 mph over the limit?" asks the policeman. "Eh, actually no, officer, it's a big car and it just sort of ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, January 11, 2021      14 comments

Best Diet Ever My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet... It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, January 10, 2021      16 comments

Entire Wikipedia Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia. Man: Wait! I can explain everything.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, January 09, 2021      8 comments

The Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and their descendants included senators and Wall Street wizards. They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, January 08, 2021      10 comments

The couple had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage. The husband was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation. "It's simple," he said. "Division of labour. My wife makes all the small, routine decisions. She decides... Read more

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