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Smile of the Day
Tuesday, October 20, 2020      6 comments

Insurance Assurance A man phoned to find out whether he could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted... They assured him he would be covered.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, October 19, 2020      11 comments

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Native American. "What is it made of?" she asked. "Alligator's teeth," the man replied. "I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us." "Oh no,"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, October 18, 2020      16 comments

Sick On Weekdays My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.” I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, October 17, 2020      15 comments

My local college just announced the end of a scientific study... Results showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, October 16, 2020      13 comments

An investment counsellor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers. "As I'm sure you can unders... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, October 15, 2020      10 comments

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. "Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, October 14, 2020      10 comments

A little girl and a little boy were at day-care one day. The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Billy, want to play house?" He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?" Sally replied, "I want you to communicate your feelings." "Communic... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, October 13, 2020      19 comments

A little boy was doing his homework one evening and turned to his father and said, "Dad, where would I find the Andes?" "Don't ask me," said the father. "Ask your mother. She puts everything away in the house."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, October 11, 2020      14 comments

A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone here know what we mean by sins of omission?" A small girl replied, "Aren't those the sins we should have committed, but didn't?"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, October 10, 2020      15 comments

You Can Stay The doorbell rings. A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step. She asks, "Can I stay here for a few days?" The man says, "Sure you can." And he closes the d... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, October 09, 2020      16 comments

Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60- year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!” “Ah, that’s nothin’,” ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, October 08, 2020      13 comments

A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says. The two Englishmen just stare at him. "Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" The two conti... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, October 07, 2020      14 comments

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I've been... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, October 06, 2020      12 comments

A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labour pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. Th... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, October 05, 2020      12 comments

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide pl... Read more

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