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SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, November 18, 2019      9 comments

Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time and she asked, "My name begins with the letter ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, November 17, 2019      11 comments

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary asked. "Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?" "Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shred... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, November 16, 2019      13 comments

Richard a village doctor was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. He reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, he told the patient to send immediately for his lawyer and relatives and friends and make a will. ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, November 15, 2019      12 comments

My wife is incredibly smart. When I called her from my buddy’s phone she answered, “Hey love!” She already knew it was me. ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, November 14, 2019      11 comments

One summer evening, a 3-year-old came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help. His mother said, "No, but I appreciate your asking." The child responded, "Well, I appreciate y... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, November 13, 2019      5 comments

Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box. "It's my wife's birthday tomorrow." Doug said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday." "And???" Bill asked. "Well, she said 'Oh, I don't kn... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, November 12, 2019      6 comments

A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, November 08, 2019      8 comments

This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get? He replies I got the pa... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, November 06, 2019      9 comments

A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” “What is your sin, my son?” the priest asks back.”Well,” the man starts, “I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible.” “When di... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, November 05, 2019      7 comments

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, November 03, 2019      11 comments

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three large bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old ma... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, November 02, 2019      7 comments

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.” Immediately the husban... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, November 01, 2019      7 comments

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hu... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, October 31, 2019      6 comments

Modern Tools Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on one's enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself. Screwdriver - The drink ordered at the local bar after you call in a professional repair... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, October 30, 2019      9 comments

Hard Work Pays Off My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Rolls Royce. “Wow,” I said. “That’s an amazing car.” He replied, “If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I’ll get another one next year!”... Read more

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