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SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, December 22, 2019      9 comments

Rain Rain Go Away It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it... He keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let him in.... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, December 21, 2019      14 comments

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pa... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, December 19, 2019      7 comments

On her way to take a coffee break, a woman employed by a computer company saw a colleague sitting at his desk with his feet propped up, staring straight ahead and blinking. Concerned, she asked, "Are you all right?" He answered, "I'm fi... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, December 18, 2019      12 comments

Burning Calories Me: "I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes." Friend: "How?" Me: "I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven."... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, December 17, 2019      12 comments

My doctor was giving me a hard time about my health. To get back on his good side I bought a puppy and named him 'Five Miles'. That way, when I went to see my doctor I could tell him, "I walk five miles every morning!"... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, December 16, 2019      9 comments

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, December 15, 2019      8 comments

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned w... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, December 13, 2019      9 comments

A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his adventures in the African jungle. "Can you imagine, a people so primitive that they love to eat the embryo of certain birds, and slices from the belly of certain animals? ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, December 12, 2019      9 comments

A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. "This coffee," he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty hot to stir with my fingers." The waiter reddened, made a hast... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, December 11, 2019      7 comments

Me: What's the wifi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first Me: Okay, I'll have a coke. Bartender: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Sure. How much is that? Bartender: $3. Me: There you go. So what's the wifi passwor... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, December 10, 2019      8 comments

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, December 09, 2019      9 comments

A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his best friend the job of keeping an eye on his wife. If anything out of the ordinary should occur, he was to be notified immediately. After about a week of no news the busi... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, December 08, 2019      10 comments

“When the arsonist met his girlfriend it was a perfect match. Both of them could light up a room with their presence.”... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, December 07, 2019      10 comments

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, December 06, 2019      8 comments

In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. They advise that outdo... Read more

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