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Smile of the Day
Monday, January 27, 2020      6 comments

The sheriff of the small town pulled over a Porsche that was doing 75 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone. The wealthy man behind the wheel was steaming. When he was finally brought before the local magistrate, he exploded, "I can't beli... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, January 26, 2020      9 comments

Insurance Assurance A man phoned to find out whether he could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted... They assured him he would be covered.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, January 25, 2020      14 comments

How do you catch a whole school of fish? With bookworms!... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, January 24, 2020      11 comments

A man approached a local person in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to York?" The local scratched his head. "Are you walking or driving?" he asked the stranger. "I'm driving." "That's the quickest way!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, January 23, 2020      11 comments

Sign Says Yield A hesitant driver, waiting for a traffic jam to clear, came to a complete stop on the freeway ramp. Traffic thinned, but the driver still waited. Finally, a furious voice from the vehicle behind him cried, “The sign says ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, January 22, 2020      13 comments

Pickpocket (visiting friend in jail): "I hired a lawyer for you this morning, Slim, but I had to hand him my Rolex as a retainer." Slim: "Did he keep it?" Pickpocket: "He thinks he did." ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, January 21, 2020      13 comments

An old man went to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gave him a clean bill of health. “You’re in excellent shape for a 75-year-old man,” he said. “But I’m afraid I can’t make ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, January 20, 2020      11 comments

A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. A wo... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, January 18, 2020      14 comments

The Bad Knife Thrower Little Johnny: That knife-throwing act was terrible. I want my money back. Carnival Owner: What was the matter with it? Little Johnny: Call that a knife thrower? He got ten chances and he didn’t even hit that girl... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, January 17, 2020      11 comments

I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun. I said to keep warm. She asked, "How warm is it inside?" I said, "Lukewarm."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, January 16, 2020      9 comments

Seeing her friend Marcia wearing a new locket, Ashley asks if there is a memento of some sort inside. “Yes,” says Marcia, “a lock of my husband’s hair.” “But Larry’s still alive?” “I know, but his hair is gone.”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, January 15, 2020      16 comments

It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift. The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present. She held it and said, "I guess that it is flowers". ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, January 14, 2020      15 comments

As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the base where he was working. Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had no privacy. This was painfully obvious when one... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, January 13, 2020      8 comments

Nosy Neighbours I fear my neighbour may be stalking me, she was googling my name last night on her computer... I saw it clearly through my binoculars!... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, January 12, 2020      9 comments

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. ... Read more

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