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Smile of the Day
Wednesday, February 12, 2020      11 comments

The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he'd never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. The reluctant chauffeur pulled over along the roadside, climbed into... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, February 11, 2020      12 comments

Said the FBI agent to the bank teller after the bank was robbed for the third time by the same bandit: "Did you notice anything special about the man?" "Yes, he seemed better dressed each time!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, February 10, 2020      13 comments

Things to Ponder Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body? Why do they call them guidance counsellors when all counsellors do is offer guidance? If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, February 09, 2020      13 comments

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a stunningly beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight black leather mini skirt with matching leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to ge... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, February 08, 2020      11 comments

A driver tucked a note under the windshield wiper of his automobile saying, "I've circled this block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park in this no-parking zone I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Whe... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, February 07, 2020      11 comments

Addicted to Twitter A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.” The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, February 06, 2020      17 comments

Two old guys from a senior centre were sipping lemonade on the porch. One asks the other, “Ralph, I’m 92 years old and even my aches have pains. You must be close to my age. How are you feeling?” Ralph says, “Like a brand new baby.” “No ki... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, February 05, 2020      10 comments

Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!" The other kid says, "What ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, February 04, 2020      12 comments

A fifth grader class was on an educational field trip. As they rode along in the school bus, the teacher noticed that one boy was lying face down in the aisle of the bus with his hands over his eyes. “Why are you lying in the aisle like that?... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, February 03, 2020      14 comments

My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently. “Good!” I exclaimed. “I’m ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, February 02, 2020      12 comments

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are travelling on), and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, February 01, 2020      13 comments

Little Johnny and his parents went to the zoo to visit all the animals and hopefully get rid of some of Johnny's energy. While they were there they looked at the zebra's bison and elephants, while looking at the elephants little Johnny noticed... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, January 31, 2020      11 comments

This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, January 29, 2020      9 comments

Brandon, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Justin, and asks for a cigarette. "I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking," Justin responds. "I'm in the process of quitting," replies Brandon with a grin. "Right now... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, January 28, 2020      15 comments

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well deserved complaining and self-pitying. She moaned to her mom and her younger brother, "Nobody loves me...the whole world hates me... Read more

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