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Smile of the Day
Thursday, February 27, 2020      9 comments

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother: Dear Grandmother, I'm sorry I forgot your birth... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, February 26, 2020      16 comments

“This year in the toy department, drones are a big hit. They are literally flying off the shelves.” ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, February 25, 2020      12 comments

Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia. Man: Wait! I can explain everything.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, February 24, 2020      14 comments

HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? WIFE: I clean the toilet. HUSBAND: How does that help? WIFE: I use your toothbrush.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, February 23, 2020      9 comments

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.' The little boy replied, 'My... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, February 22, 2020      18 comments

Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?" Student: "By staying at home?"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, February 21, 2020      17 comments

Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Smith into his office. "It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium, you have to take your aunt to the doctor." "You know you're r... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, February 20, 2020      12 comments

The sergeant was in one of his rare moods as he lectured the recruits. "Let me ask you a simple question, what is fortification?" There was no response. Nor did any of the rookies answer when he repeated the question. Walking up to t... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, February 19, 2020      12 comments

A woman was watching her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that is going to help." "Sure it will," he said. "It's th... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, February 18, 2020      16 comments

A guy sees an advertisement in a pet-shop window: "Talking Centipede $100." The guy goes in and buys it. He gets home, opens the box and asks the centipede if he wants to go for a beer. The centipede doesn't answer, so the guy closes the lid... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, February 17, 2020      13 comments

Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, incl... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, February 16, 2020      11 comments

The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defence lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?" "Yes," said Sam, "I plainly saw him take the goods." The lawyer asked again, "Sam, this happened at night. Are yo... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, February 15, 2020      20 comments

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" "Oh no! This jud... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, February 14, 2020      8 comments

One day, up in the frozen north a polar bear and his son were out for a stroll. Daddy bear sat on a lump of ice to admire the view and sent his son off to play. Two minutes later Junior came back to dad and says, "Can I ask you a question dad?" ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, February 13, 2020      13 comments

Out Of This World Learning Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!... Read more

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