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Smile of the Day
Sunday, March 15, 2020      14 comments

A old woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says,"I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"... Her husband asks, "Is that you, or the wine talking? She replies, "... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, March 13, 2020      15 comments

Thoughts To Ponder 1. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey? 2. Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US? 3. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, w... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, March 12, 2020      8 comments

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, an... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, March 10, 2020      13 comments

Q: What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet? A: A desserter.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, March 09, 2020      11 comments

Why Ask Why How did a fool and his money get together? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? How do they get a deer to cro... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, March 08, 2020      8 comments

A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy." His friend replies, "How's that?" "It's like this -- my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combinati... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, March 07, 2020      11 comments

What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A wise quacker... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, March 06, 2020      7 comments

"My ancestry goes back all the way to Alexander the Great," said Christine. She then turned to Miriam and asked, "How far back does your family go?" "I don't know," replied Miriam, "all of our records were lost in the flood."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, March 05, 2020      10 comments

A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker. "I win!" said Johnson. Henderson threw down his cards. "That's it! I've had it! Johnson is cheating!!!" "How can you tell?" Phillips asked. "Those aren't the cards I dealt ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, March 04, 2020      11 comments

The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls: "Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, March 03, 2020      13 comments

The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldn't go to the Sunday School Picnic on Saturday. When the day came, her moth... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, March 02, 2020      11 comments

Fact of Life: After Monday & Tuesday Even the Calendar says W T F... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, March 01, 2020      9 comments

For the first time in many years, an old man travelled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. As he handed the attendant $1.50, he couldn't he... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, February 29, 2020      8 comments

A diner at a country inn is shocked to see on the menu a dish of "hickory-smoked possum jowls in syrup." He summons a waiter to complain. The waiter looks at the menu. Then he flings it down and yells to the owner in the kitchen, "Hey, the... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, February 28, 2020      10 comments

The judge wanted to make sure the witness understood the solemnity of the occasion. "Do you know what the word 'oath' means?" asks the judge. "Sure do," says the witness. "Oath means if I swear to a lie, I gotta stick with it."... Read more

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