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Smile of the Day
Friday, May 08, 2020      14 comments

There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided that a nursing for the aged would be appropriate. Of course the old man rejected the idea, but no sooner he was convinced that it was the right... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, May 07, 2020      11 comments

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, May 06, 2020      11 comments

She Cooked Dinner My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner. So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, May 05, 2020      11 comments

My Wife's Attention I was struggling to get my wife’s attention? So I simply sat down and looked comfortable. That did the trick.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, May 04, 2020      11 comments

One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat "you lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know". The cat think... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, May 03, 2020      12 comments

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving boa... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, May 02, 2020      13 comments

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jewel-er he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jewel-er looked through his stock and brought ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, May 01, 2020      8 comments

The following breeds are now being considered for recognition by the AKC: Collie + Lhasa Apso Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport Spitz + Chow Chow Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot Pointer + Setter Poinset... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, April 29, 2020      12 comments

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows e... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, April 26, 2020      10 comments

“Book now for the lecture on the expanding universe because space is limited.”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, April 25, 2020      13 comments

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city. But his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, April 24, 2020      16 comments

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of hungry wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it, or should we stay here for a few day... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, April 23, 2020      10 comments

A woman goes into a butcher's... "I'd like an oxtail please". "Certainly", replies the butcher, "Once upon a time there was an ox..."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, April 22, 2020      16 comments

The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it is between 1:00 pm and 4:00 pm.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, April 21, 2020      12 comments

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read,"...and so the pig went up ... Read more

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