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Smile of the Day
Wednesday, May 27, 2020      10 comments

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Oh I'm sorry," responded the underclassman, "I didn't realize y... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, May 25, 2020      11 comments

My dad walked me down the aisle at my third wedding. He said, “I keep giving you away... and they keep giving you back!”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, May 24, 2020      13 comments

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom a... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, May 23, 2020      9 comments

People say that there is no difference between ‘finished’ and ‘complete’. I say there is... Marry the right person, and you’re COMPLETE. Marry the wrong person, and you’re FINISHED.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, May 21, 2020      16 comments

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Native American. "What is it made of?" she asked. "Alligator's teeth," the man replied. "I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us." "Oh no,"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, May 20, 2020      13 comments

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and stay... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, May 18, 2020      11 comments

"How did you find your steak?" asked the waiter of a patron in the very expensive restaurant. "Just luck," the hungry man replied, sadly. "I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!" ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, May 17, 2020      11 comments

She left him on the sofa when the phone rang, and was back in a few seconds. "Who was it?" he asked. "My husband," she replied. "I better get going," he said. "Where was he?" "Relax. He's downtown playing poker with you."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, May 16, 2020      11 comments

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, May 15, 2020      11 comments

A woman at a petrol station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump petrol into it. The woman noticed the letters "U.F.O." printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alie... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, May 14, 2020      12 comments

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!" The father calmly decided to look at the ma... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, May 13, 2020      9 comments

“How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound.”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, May 12, 2020      12 comments

A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favourite Old Testament story. As she moved around the class, she saw there were many wonderful drawings being done. Then she came across the drawing of one little boy. He was... Read more
IMPORTATANT MESSAGE!
Monday, May 11, 2020      14 comments

Sorry today's smile is going to be interrupted for a very important reason I'M GOING TO BE A GRANDMOTHER ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, May 10, 2020      12 comments

A priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" ... Read more

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