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Smile of the Day
Tuesday, June 16, 2020      10 comments

A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the carburettor,” said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road unti... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, June 15, 2020      11 comments

Dealing With A Lawyer A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, “A week ago, I gave a quarter to a home... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, June 13, 2020      12 comments

A father took his eight year old daughter to work on "Take your kid to Work Day" As they were walking around the office the girl started crying and getting very upset. As the staff gathered around, she sobbed loudly and said "Daddy, where ar... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, June 12, 2020      11 comments

Gardening Skills Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have? I planted myself on the sofa at the start of April and I’ve grown bigger ever since.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, June 11, 2020      10 comments

Going Crazy With Confusion A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply. “Well, it all started when I got married and I... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, June 10, 2020      13 comments

Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, June 08, 2020      10 comments

A man giving a long-winded speech finally says, "I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home." A voice from the crowd says, "There's a calendar behind you."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, June 07, 2020      11 comments

A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Dr. saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the Dr. talked to the man and said, "You're really doing grea... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, June 06, 2020      11 comments

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship," the husband explained. "She was a communications major in col... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, June 05, 2020      12 comments

A group of American tourists were on a guided tour through an ancient castle in Europe. "Ladies and gentlemen," the guide said, "this castle is over 700 years old. Nothing has been altered or touched in all those years." "Sounds like t... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, June 04, 2020      11 comments

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO, and the Cartoon Network!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, June 02, 2020      10 comments

Me to the postman: This empty envelope must be from my sister Charlotte. Postman: Now why would she send you an empty envelope? Me: We had an argument, and she's not talking to me..... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, May 31, 2020      14 comments

“In some large stores it is now illegal to buy more than one package of toilet paper. The police have named it 'The Big Crack Down'.” ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, May 30, 2020      14 comments

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiance to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his library for a drink. So what are your plans? The... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, May 28, 2020      14 comments

After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crim... Read more

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