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Smile of the Day
Sunday, August 02, 2020      13 comments

Bumper Stickers If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. A closed mouth gathers no feet. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. A penny saved i... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, August 01, 2020      15 comments

Daddy, how was I born ? The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cybercafe. ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, July 31, 2020      13 comments

A very proper business lady was on the lot of a Mercedes dealership in her local town. She strolled through the vehicles until she found a car that caught her eye. After looking it over for a while she noticed the car was unlocked. She ope... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, July 29, 2020      13 comments

A man went into a cafe and asked for a meat pie. "Shall I cut it for you?" said the waiter. "Yes, please," said the man. "How many pieces?" asked the waiter, "Four or six?" "Better make it four. I don't think I can eat six!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, July 27, 2020      15 comments

A man looked at the menu at the airport restaurant, and saw that the sandwiches were named for planes. "I'll have a 'jumbo jet'," he said. When the order arrived, he was disappointed to see how small his burger was, but he ate it anyway. H... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, July 24, 2020      18 comments

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing... If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, July 23, 2020      13 comments

An Angry Spouse What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and an angry spouse yelling on the back porch? The dog quits barking once back inside.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, July 21, 2020      12 comments

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, July 20, 2020      15 comments

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, July 18, 2020      11 comments

A new widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" for her husband's tombstone. When she later found he had left his fortune to his mistress, she attempted to get the engraver to change the carving. This was impossible, the words were chisel... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, July 16, 2020      18 comments

A couple had been married 50 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows. They were discussing the details of their second wedding with their friends. She wasn't going to wear a traditional bridal gown, and she started describing the dress... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, July 14, 2020      16 comments

It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie and had begun to hand-crank it to ensure all areas were evenly done. It was now getting golden brown and juices were causing some flames to lick the chicken as he turned it... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, July 13, 2020      19 comments

My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, July 10, 2020      19 comments

Revised Salary HR: "This is your revised salary. We recommend you keep it confidential." Employee: "Don't worry, I'm equally ashamed of it."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, July 09, 2020      15 comments

Count On Me He who drinks a fifth on the fourth... May not be able to go forth on the fifth!... Read more

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