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Smile of the Day
Sunday, August 23, 2020      19 comments

Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. S... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, August 22, 2020      15 comments

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his father, an evangelist, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father took him into his study and said to the boy, "I'll make a deal with you, son. You bring your grades u... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, August 20, 2020      16 comments

John: "My grandpa is 98 years old, and he doesn't even use glasses." Jack: "Wow, that is incredible!" John: "Yep, he drinks straight from the bottle."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, August 19, 2020      15 comments

A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant was trying to discredit him and asked him how far away he was from the accident. The carpenter replied, "Twenty-seven feet, six and one-half inche... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, August 18, 2020      14 comments

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. The bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to tes... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, August 17, 2020      15 comments

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, August 13, 2020      12 comments

As she passed the young novices, Mother Superior said, "Good morning, ladies," and the novices replied, "Good morning, Mother Superior. May God be with you." But once they were past, she heard one novice say to another, "She got up on the wron... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, August 12, 2020      16 comments

A Well Known Cardiologist A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a l... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, August 11, 2020      12 comments

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, August 10, 2020      12 comments

A man was found guilty of overusing commas. The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, August 08, 2020      12 comments

A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store. They gave me another one, free of charge.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, August 07, 2020      11 comments

A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing when life begins. “Life begins,” said the priest, “at the moment of fertilization. That is when God instills the spark of life into the fetus.” “We believe,” ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, August 06, 2020      11 comments

In a supermarket Ivan lost sight of his wife. He comes up to a nice young lady and asks, "Will you talk with me for a couple of minutes, please?" "Why should I?" "It's always the same -- as soon as I get into talking with a pretty woman my w... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, August 04, 2020      14 comments

A travelling salesman was held up in the west by a rainstorm and flood. He e-mails his office in NY: "Delayed by storm. Send instructions." His boss e-mails back: "Start vacation immediately!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, August 03, 2020      12 comments

A woman said to her friend, "I don't know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can't imagine. He doesn't put anything in its place, I am always going around the house picking up after him." The friend says, "Take a tip from me.... Read more

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