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Smile of the Day
Wednesday, September 09, 2020      12 comments

A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?" The father answered immediately, "I just don't know, son. No male has ever lived that long yet."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, September 08, 2020      11 comments

"I hope you didn't take it personally, Reverend," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon." "I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher replied. "It's not a reflection on ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, September 07, 2020      13 comments

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked. "Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, September 05, 2020      17 comments

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, September 04, 2020      13 comments

A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, September 03, 2020      14 comments

Dad: Hey son what is 2 x 2? Son: A tie. Dad: Ok, what is 2 x 1? Son: An offer.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, September 02, 2020      12 comments

The local bar was so sure that its owner was the strongest man around that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him. The challenge was that the owner would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out into a beer glass, then hand... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, September 01, 2020      10 comments

A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighbourhood who said, "I'm collecting donations for the new children's home we're building. I hope you'll give what you can." "To be sure," said the bel... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, August 31, 2020      11 comments

Can't Change Its Colours What is it called when a chameleon can't change its colours anymore? A reptile dysfunction.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, August 30, 2020      18 comments

I am so old... When walking into a bar they checked my pulse instead of my ID!... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, August 29, 2020      15 comments

Where Have You Been? My boss came to me at lunch, "Where the hell have you been? I've been trying to find you all morning!" I shrugged and said, "Good employees are hard to find!"`... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, August 27, 2020      14 comments

Punctuality A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?" He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, August 26, 2020      13 comments

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, August 25, 2020      18 comments

Going Swimming While visiting a water show a tourist asked one of the divers, "Why do scuba divers always fall backward off their boats? To which the diver replied, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, August 24, 2020      17 comments

Yesterday a friend called and asked if I could loan her $500 to help her pay her rent. I wanted to be helpful to someone in such need. I told her, let me check my account and l will call you right back. Before I could double check, her sis... Read more

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