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Smile of the Day
Wednesday, September 30, 2020      12 comments

Two Women riding in an elevator in a very lavish and posh building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance” by Ralph Lauren, at $180. T... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, September 29, 2020      18 comments

An elderly, wealthy woman in Florida was boring fellow beachcombers as she bragged on and on about her two remarkable grandchildren. Unable to stand it any longer, a fellow sunbather interrupted her. "Tell me, how old are your grandsons?" ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, September 26, 2020      11 comments

A college student wrote a letter home:Dear folks, I feel miserable cause I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, September 25, 2020      14 comments

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him... I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog. ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, September 24, 2020      14 comments

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, September 22, 2020      14 comments

A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a question on Portugal,” he said. His mother asked, “What was the question?” “Where’s Portugal.” “T... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, September 21, 2020      18 comments

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!" ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, September 20, 2020      15 comments

Make Up Your Mind Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders... Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, September 19, 2020      13 comments

Relationship Communications If you hear, "I don't know if I'm ready for a relationship." It probably means, "I'm ready for a relationship whenever you are." If he says, "I want someone who will understand me." He means, "Don't comp... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, September 18, 2020      17 comments

A man was in a terrible accident, and his 'manhood' was mangled and torn from his body.His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood,but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, September 17, 2020      14 comments

Two friends were sitting at a bar recounting their dreams. One man said fondly: "I dreamed I was on vacation. It was just me and my fishing rod and this big beautiful lake. What a dream." "I also had a great dream," said the other. "I ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, September 16, 2020      12 comments

Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, September 15, 2020      16 comments

An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, September 11, 2020      9 comments

Two brothers were having their breakfast one morning, it's cereals with hot chocolate. The younger brother finished his drink and took his bowl of cereal, and went to the aquarium. Just as he was about to feed the fish with the bowl of cere... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, September 10, 2020      13 comments

Punography I tried to catch some fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. I stayed up all night to see where the... Read more

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