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SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, September 13, 2019      6 comments

An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery. During one Sunday’s sermon he told them, “If one more person confesses to adultery, I’ll quit!” Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: “fallen.” ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, September 12, 2019      5 comments

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his next door neighbor was also ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, September 11, 2019      9 comments

A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, September 10, 2019      5 comments

Thoughts To Ponder 1. When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling? 2. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, September 09, 2019      8 comments

Soon after marriage, a lady's husband stopped wearing his wedding ring. She asked, "Why don't you ever wear your wedding band?" He replied, "It cuts off my circulation." She answered back, "It's supposed to!"... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, September 06, 2019      7 comments

Big People Words A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them... Read more
THESMILE OF DAY
Thursday, September 05, 2019      5 comments

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. "What on earth," she inquired of the artist standing nearby, "is that?" He sm... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, September 03, 2019      8 comments

SMILE OF THE DAY A junior partner in a law firm was sent to represent a long-term client. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney emailed the firm: "Justice prevailed.... Read more
TO KETO OR NOT? That is the question
Saturday, December 15, 2018      10 comments

My daughter came to me a couple of months ago and told me about this new diet she has started with a co-worker, and it's just amazing -The Keto Diet Sounded really good until......whooo wait what NO BREAD! NO PASTA! NO RICE! Ummm can I still b... Read more
Biggest Loser isn't LOSING!!!!!!!!
Saturday, October 13, 2012      15 comments

Wow where to start. Guess I should probably start from the beginning and work thru this with your help. I'm overweight okay obese, and like a yo-yo I keep going up and then down! My health has been suffering because of this and you would t... Read more
ITALIAN TOMATO GARDEN
Sunday, June 17, 2012      4 comments

Your gonna love it !!!!!!!!!! Italian Tomato Garden An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. Hi... Read more
FRIDAY'S SMILE
Friday, June 15, 2012      3 comments

. A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," He responded. "Oh! Killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he repli... Read more
The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
Thursday, April 05, 2012      8 comments

The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper Angelo has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Angelo w... Read more
MAN OF THE HOUSE!!!!
Tuesday, March 27, 2012      7 comments

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be the Man of Your House". Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am ... Read more
HOW FIREMEN DEFINE THINGS!!!!
Saturday, March 24, 2012      4 comments

This should give you a giggle for the day! A man and his wife moved back home to Tennessee , from Indiana . The husband had a wooden leg, and to get insurance on it back in Indiana it cost them $2000 per year! ... Read more

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