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SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, September 29, 2019      7 comments

Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, September 28, 2019      4 comments

Worries About A Risk There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, September 27, 2019      6 comments

A woman calls her mother. "My husband and I have been fighting so much lately. I am going to come live with you again." Her mother replies, "No dear, he should pay for his mistakes. I am coming to live with you."... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, September 25, 2019      7 comments

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.... Read more
Speeding Granny
Tuesday, September 24, 2019      6 comments

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?” The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, September 23, 2019      8 comments

As the judge sentenced me to death, I tried to offer him a high five. But he left me hanging.... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, September 22, 2019      9 comments

It was election time and the politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote.They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech.The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crow... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, September 21, 2019      9 comments

During a museum tour the guide explains, "Here you can see the beautiful statue of Athena..." "Excuse me, madam," a visitor interjects. "Who is that man behind her? Is he her husband?" "No, Athena wasn't married: she was the godde... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, September 20, 2019      10 comments

What don't you have? An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit. "Doc," he says," I am so stricken. I have chest pains, headaches, back pains, nausea, arthritis, constipation, stomach cramps, earaches, burning in the eyes, congested lung... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, September 19, 2019      9 comments

Two men are hiking through the woods when one of them cries out, “Snake! Run!” His companion laughs at him. “Oh, relax. It’s only a baby,” he says. “Don’t you hear the rattle?”... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, September 18, 2019      12 comments

A man went into a cafe and asked for a meat pie. "Shall I cut it for you?" said the waiter. "Yes, please," said the man. "How many pieces?" asked the waiter, "Four or six?" "Better make it four. I don't think I can eat six!"... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, September 17, 2019      8 comments

Go Home And Wait The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. February 10, 1993 FBI and Florida authorities arrested Paul E. Flasher, 45,... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, September 16, 2019      8 comments

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, September 15, 2019      7 comments

Last Will and Testament An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by. Then he spoke: "Bill, you take the Beverly Hills houses. "Mary, you take the offices in the Center C... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, September 14, 2019      9 comments

Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store. "Have you ever seen one of these before?" one asked. "Yeah, my mom and dad have one," the other replied. "What's it for?" asked the first... Read more

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