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SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, October 14, 2019      10 comments

A child comes home from his first day at school. His mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?" The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, October 13, 2019      6 comments

My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry anot... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, October 12, 2019      9 comments

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just can't seem to get them tender." ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, October 11, 2019      6 comments

Your job sucks? Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand When you get home, lock your doors, draw the ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, October 10, 2019      7 comments

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know wh... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, October 09, 2019      7 comments

At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures. I asked the keeper, “How did that toast get into the cage?" "It was bread in captivity,” she replied.... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, October 08, 2019      10 comments

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, October 07, 2019      5 comments

Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business? Turns out it was a pyramid scheme all along.... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, October 06, 2019      4 comments

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's infidelity." "Well, I'm pretty much on the ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, October 05, 2019      7 comments

Little Johnny went with his mother for the first time to deliver lunches to the elderly. Little Johnny kept starring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. He said, very softly, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!" ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, October 04, 2019      6 comments

Chap goes in to a bar and orders a vodka and coke. Barman serves him. Man drinks it orders another. This goes on for a while, until the chap begins to slow down. Barman asks, "Is there anything the matter, sir?" Chap replies, "I h... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, October 03, 2019      5 comments

A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon." Alarmed, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door a... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, October 02, 2019      7 comments

A redneck farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store. "Heya, Wilbur," said Sam, the store owner. "Tell me, are you and Myrtle still making fires up there by rubbing stones and flint together?" "You bet... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, October 01, 2019      7 comments

Some Police Quotes "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, September 30, 2019      5 comments

An elderly couple was attending a church service. About halfway through the wife leans over and says, "I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" The husband replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid." ... Read more

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