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SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, October 29, 2019      10 comments

A Bad Collison A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway... Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, October 28, 2019      9 comments

This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.” “Yo, Bob, I di... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, October 27, 2019      4 comments

So many items are no longer made in America... I just bought a new tv and the box said “built in antenna”... I don’t even know where that is! ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, October 26, 2019      4 comments

I recently took up meditation It's certainly better than sitting around doing nothing... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, October 25, 2019      7 comments

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home "Great," Little Johnny replied.... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, October 24, 2019      6 comments

A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before. "What seems to be the problem, madam?" "I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He's still not seeing things ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, October 23, 2019      10 comments

A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London the cab driver explained what it was and that construction of it started in 1346 and was completed in 1412. The Texan replied, "Shoot, a li... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, October 22, 2019      3 comments

True Horror Story Writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone. The person answers and it’s their mom saying, “I have a computer question...“... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, October 21, 2019      9 comments

A couple had been married for 35 years, and the pair was also celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy godmother appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them e... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, October 20, 2019      8 comments

Edited Wedding Vows During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. 'Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, October 19, 2019      11 comments

The police recently arrested a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud. He had ea... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, October 18, 2019      5 comments

A man walked into a hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray. "Is this good for wasps?" he asks the assistant. To which she replies "No, it kills them." ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, October 17, 2019      5 comments

Faith in Humanity Restored After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any e... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, October 16, 2019      8 comments

A little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, " I'm so happy to see you, Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my dear?" she asked. Th... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, October 15, 2019      15 comments

A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes: “A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to ... Read more

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