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5/14/09 12:49 P

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Oh so true.......... emoticon

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5/14/09 11:23 A

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That was the line that made me laugh the loudest too. My Bama girl is a whippet mix and when she stretches out she is loooong. We have finally entered the we need a bigger bed phase of dog ownership too.

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5/14/09 11:11 A

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It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.


This part has me lol every time I read it because CC does exactly that -- lays ACROSS the bed with feet sticking straight out, so me and my husband have about 5% bed space each.

We'll be getting a king-sized bed this year and yes, it's mostly because of the dog.

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5/13/09 8:42 P

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5/13/09 8:35 P

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That's just too funny! Thanks!

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5/13/09 8:07 P

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That is so cute! And yep. I've almost fell down the stairs when the girls decide to race! Ugh! I've also told them it wasn't a race track...I don't think they got it! emoticon

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That was cute. emoticon

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I haven't seen that in a while. It is sounds so much like my house sometimes.

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5/13/09 3:31 P

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loved it!!Thanks for sharing

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5/13/09 2:56 P

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ROFL Oh this is so good ! Thanks 4 posting this !

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LOL, that is cute. Pat

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Love it!!
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5/13/09 11:53 A

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Too true...

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5/13/09 11:36 A

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Thank you so much for sharing - that's hilarious!
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A friend of mine sent this to me this morning & it was too funny not to share. It was also a relief to know I'm not the only one who does these things with their dogs.

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm..

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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