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The weather here in Wisconsin also truly sucks.
It's been so cold and it is snowing again today.
I can tell you for sure that it started December 23, 2013. There was a lot of snow continuously that day. That day I had to go to the dentist for a tooth infection that had the right side of my face swollen from my eye to the jaw.
I was hoping it was a delusion and I was packing food in there! emoticon
Anyway, the weather has been awful since then. No break at all.
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What you call INSANITY, I call INSPIRATION!!!


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I'm in Indiana ... and they are here too!



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I swear it must be a zombie awakening!



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What/who brought out the sarcastic in me today was a woman at my quilting-circle. I was sewing a binding on my latest quilt. It was on my lap and all over the table. She came by and asked "oh, is this what you're working on today?" uh....no....I'm baking cupcakes....can't you tell?? Sheesh.

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but it has got to smell pretty bad after being underground for so long! emoticon



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Maybe the groundhog would lend us a hand with that. I'm sure his home is fully furnished and he'd love to have us as his guests. emoticon

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Bels... that sounds about as exciting as the actual holidays that we don't like... emoticon beside how will we be able to heat those pancakes or donuts in a hole with no electricity?



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Okay, I'll try again. For those of you who hate February's holidays. I suggest on Feb 1, you find a ground hole and go to sleep for a month. Take with a dozen doughnuts or pancakes, a large heart shaped box of candy, and plenty of Lincoln's and Washington's pictures in case you need to order a delivery pizza. The rest of us will party though the short but cold snowy month.

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Oh Bel-ey...or should that be Bels-ey? Don't ask this group for advice. Just how dead do you want to be?


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So how should we celebrate?

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Well I have no one to even do the thing with.... works for me! just a way for retailers to make money.



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Valentine's Day, shmalentine's day! Jeepers! If you can't show your love year 'round, why bother on one day? Just a way to get people to spend money on a bunch of flowers that will be dead in a few days, or candy in a big ole tacky heart that tastes the way it looks or any other such nonsense. Poor guys are forced to slink down to the local grocer to buy cheap roses so their wives won't be angry at them for not coming through with something. Gals are forced to put on their best fake smile and act surprised. Oh, and if I wanted a heart shaped biscuit (the Bojangles here does this every year), I'd get out my cookie cutter and make it myself. Just my not so humble opinion.

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Twobie, I wasn't anywhere. Just one of those things that pop into my head late at night.

I thought: This should mess with their minds...apparently it worked on you.

As they say, the simpler, the better...

(Was THAT snarky enough for you?)

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what my last post wasn't good enough for you to get your fix??

here I thought I was trying for all sympathetic and all that and then the misdirect to get us off talking about swimmers. emoticon



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52B your a stand up kinda guy and yea for that.......really!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon PLUS it is so much easier on you y chromosomes species.... only out of commission for a long week end ..........now can we move on from swimming tadpoles?? emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

maybe we should have a guy medical thread for all your assorted male "things"??? Be happy and relieved to set that up for you!

Your on a Sarcastic thread ....... ummmmm lets see some of that.... emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon bring it!

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Heck, there are a LOT of gene pools that need chlorine in them!! When asked why my husband and I chose not to have kids, I always tell them that I come from a gene pool that needs to dry up. (and it's true!) emoticon

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put chlorine in that water ! emoticon



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Annie! Clean up your language. This is a team where we like to have fun...do not try to terrorize the membership by implying that "stupid may be contagious." Please stay within our comfort zone in the future.
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BTW, boocoo is an accepted spelling of the hijacked French word "beaucoup" meaning 'very much.' Ask an editor...they're full of useless (not to mention annoying) information.

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TMI TMI TMI TMI emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon don't want to hear about the swimming tadpoles! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon they grow up to be frogs!



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Darn straight, Bince!

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I believe that KNOWLEDGE IS POWER.

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This will be my last comment re: celebrity stupid (at least for today!).

Got the latest "People" magazine and in the "Scoop" section they talk about Hugh Grant's fathering 3 kids, when it was believed he had only fathered two (didn't marry the mothers of the kids). Now it turns out he fathered a total of 3 kids. He impregnated 2 women in the space of a few months, in 2012, if memory serves.

WHAT THE HECK?

The article further stated that Mr. Grant is worth at least $53 MILLION dollars. All those bucks and he can't afford condoms or a vasectomy? (Or with his bucks, can't he send an assistant to a shop in England and buy some condoms????)

Did Hughie take a sex ed. class in high school (or do they have those in Great Britain?).

One of Hughie's friends made a comment about how one of the women should have been more careful. Last time I checked (and I did take a sex ed. class in high school, as well as a human sexuality class in college - the latter was much more educational, believe me), it takes a woman AND a man to create a baby.

To rip off a phrase I've read in a childfree website I frequent, "The stupid....it hurts!!!!!!!"

So Hughie's going to be spending bucheau (sp) bucks for the next 18 years to support 3 different kids.

In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, "What a maroon!!!!"

Money sure as hell can't buy brains (although Hughie seems to be very financially savy regards to real estate and art - it's controlling his libido that fails him).

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Magic carpet ride!



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I think you answered your own question 52. emoticon

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and...just smile and wave (or nod and hope they leave soon)

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yea and one could be ...can someone really be this clueless?

and folks ... can't make this stuff up!

or how about ... how to tell when you should just walk away, RIGHT NOW!



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hey maybe we could collaborate on a book and call it brainless stupid humans ... really???

they would think we made this stuff up!



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Jessica Simpson's recent Weight Watchers commercials brings out major sarcasm in me.

She talks about WW's "Simple Start" program, in the babyish voice of hers. I usually reply to her patter, "Right. A simple start for a simple person."

During one of the commercials, she's swinging on a rope swing. I'm sure somehow had to show her how it works, because she sure as heck couldn't figure it out on her own, or by READING the instructions.

Thanks, but I'll stick with SparkPeople, Jessica. Go sell some more shoes.

One good thing about her commercials. I do lose my appetite.

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There is a certain co-worker here you will be hearing a lot of. She's an architect and, bless her heart, was recently promoted to Vice President and Principal Architect. I'm not sure why. Here is her latest conversation with a contractor:

Her: do you want to come here or would you like me to come there?
(Apparently they are trying to talk her into coming there)
Her: we have a nice big table to lay out on here.
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more like a BRAIN surgeon! emoticon



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OMG! emoticon Sounds like he needs more than an orthopedist.

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